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Introduce Myself (Love Yourself Parody) – Mikey Bustos Lyrics

Lyrics of Introduce Myself (Love Yourself Parody) – Mikey Bustos

[Love Yourself Filipino Parody] Introduce Myself – Mikey Bustos

‘Cause that’s what love’s about
it’s not about just dating her
it’s about dating her and her parents
and so you gotta introduce yourself to her parents

I wake up early cuz today is a big day
and I need some help from God so I pray
Lord, I super really need you to help me
when I meet the parents of my Baby

‘Cause I’m gunna need a miracle
if I’m gunna get through it alive
in fact, I think I should get
a protective helmet

but I really need to be a man
if I really love her then by Filipino tradition
I need parents’ permission
to date their daughter

I need to walk through hell
and like Harry Potter, I need a magic spell
imperious curse
to be charming to her parents
when she takes me home I have to be the one

the man they’ll love to call their son
and so today’s the day
the courting process means that I must introduce myself
to me parents-to-be
they’ll really need to love me when I introduce myself

To win her parents’ heart, oh this is my hope
‘cause I do not want to have to elpoe
oh, I need to show that I’m intelligent
and that I finished school even if I didn’t

I will tell them that I’m half Chinese
and my parents own businesses, it’s a lie. Whatever, they don’t
have to know that I’m broke

and I’ll tell them that I have a car
even if I really just have bike
I’ll say I have a driver
when really it’s just Uber, on my mom’s credit card
I’m meeting her parents, I need to exaggerate

‘Cause if they say NO then we can no longer date
so I must do what I can do, need to play innocent, too
if her dad knew
all the things we do he’d kill me!

And this is why I say
I’m freaking nervous
‘cause it’s time to introduce myself
like many guys before, I need to be an angel
when I introduce myself

So here we are knocking at her parents’ door
and I feel like I will faint on the floor
I must remember to smile big when we meet
because this might be the last time I have teeth

Hello, Ma’am/Sir. I’m Mike.
your daughter’s boyfriend and I’m glad to introduce myself
You never told me that
your mom was beautiful and
Sir, you’re not so bad yourself

and now they ask about
my life and job
I say that I am all SUCCESS and WEALTH
and then they say, they saw
my Facebook page
and now I’m heading home all by myself.

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